Funny Birthday Wishes |
|||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||
|
|
Welcome to Funny Birthday WishesBirthdays are wonderful chances to reflect on memories of years gone by while taking the next step ahead. birthdays should be about remembering past times while embracing a new future. A good birthday is about celebrating life's opportunities. They are also about parties and gifts. In addition to presents, birthday cards are a great to show your appreciation for someone What to say in a birthday card depends on whose birthday is being celebrated. If it’s the birthday of a dear friend or relative, you can choose just about anything. But how about something amusing? Below is a listing of funny birthday wishes that you may want to consider. "Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest !" -Larry Lorenzoni, Funny Birthday Wishes "You are as old as you can act." -Anonymous, Short Funny Birthday Wishes "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!" -Lucille Ball, Funny Birthday Quotes"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years!" - Mark Twain, Famous Funny Birthday Wishes "At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement."-Benjamin Franklin, Friends Funny Birthday Wishes "Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle!" -Bob Hope, Funny Birthday Messages "A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age!" -Robert Frost "May you live all the days of your life." -Jonathan Swift "Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too." -Funny Birthday Quotes
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." -Funny Birthday Wishes If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself. "I intend to live forever - so far, so good!" - Stephen Wright Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Birthdays are like busses, never the number you want. Check back soon as we add more hilarious, laughable, entertaining, amusing, most cute, stupid, meaningful, positive, cool, best, interesting, meaningful funny birthday greetings. |
|
|||||||||||||
|
Contact us about Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes |
|||||||||||||||
